Give UPS the Finger




Meet Benny Mac, the UPS man, he's got a story to tell

Lost a finger on the random, but it didn't break his spell

He's got a positive attitude, and never brings him down.

He'll still get your package to you, with or without that crown


Ben, Ben, he's the man.

Missing a finger, but still doing all he can

He's got the skills, he's got the drive

He'll get your package to you, rain or shine.


He's not your average delivery man, he's got a unique style

He may be missing a finger, but he's got a heart of a mile

He's got a smile on his face, and a spring in his step

He'll get your package to you, with a smile and a rep.


Ben, Ben, he's the man

Missing a finger, but still doing all he can

He's got the skills, he's got the drive

He'll get your package to you, rain or shine.


Don't underestimate Ben, he's got more than meets the eye

He's got a determination that'll make you wanna cry

He's got a positive attitude, and a will to survive

He'll get your package to you, and make your day come alive


Ben, Ben, he's the man

Missing a finger, but still doing all he can

He's got the skills, he's got the drive. He'll get your package to you, rain or shine


So next time you see Ben, the UPS man with a missing finger

Don't judge him by his looks, just give him a finger

He's got a heart of gold and a delivery like no other,

He's the best in the game, just like a true brother.







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